Here's where you can order t-shirts I have designed (in many different colors) with the image shown. Remember...I can take any design you might be interested in from the Gallery (if available) or design one from scratch. Please remember I only make a TINY commission off these shirts (to keep costs down sometimes I only make .50 cents) - tell your friends if they like what you're wearing. Certain shops also determine what kinds of item(s) are available, so I'll list where the shop is hosted next to the description. Click the images to buy!
Are your folks scared you'll get "ripped off" if you want to buy? Have them read this!
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Angler Fish is back by popular demand with her new Men are parasites t-shirt. This time, she's got a beef with the guys she seems to "attract"...especially seeing as male angler fish literally hitch rides for life on females like this. Ugh. Who'd want a parasitic husband or boyfriend?! (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Check out my Punk Fairy - because not all fairies have to wear pink and "frilly things". (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Mister Zero - features different band members and the logo. (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Emo Muffins - they're down but delicious. (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Red Ring of Death on your expensive game console got you down? Show them you've got their RRD right here. (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Zombie Roosters are better than chocobos. Because everyone loves zombie cock...I mean, how could you not? (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Angler Fish are also better than fairies. Seriously, if I see another "pretty pink princess fairy" shirt in the girls/ladies' department I'm going to barf. If you're sick of it too, order a few of these t-shirts for your non-princess or yourself! (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Do you Heart Apples? Show your love for the fruit with this merchandise! (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Do you Heart Bananas? Show your love for the fruit with this merchandise! (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
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Do you Heart Cherimoyas? Show your love for the fruit with this merchandise! (Printfection Shop). SAMPLE IMAGE(S): |
